Re-hyphening
1) the act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective–ss noun} used for personal amus-m-nt only. from the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)
2) verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person’s vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.
take note: not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect – i.e. phrases like no-talent -ss clown or punk–ss b-tch – because the hyphens either don’t make sense anywhere else, or they’re just funnier where they are.
1)
person one: man, that’s one ghetto–ss car!
person two: (thinks: “man, that’s one ghetto -ss-car!”) hehehe.
2)
person one: i had a nasty–ss cold last week.
person two: an -ss-cold? is that some new std?
person one: g-dd-mn, i’m one bad–ss f-cker!
person two: yes, i bet you’re a horrible -ss-f-cker, and i’m sure your boyfriend would agree.
person one: quit re-hyphening me, you -ss b-st-rd!
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