reach around
1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a s-xual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, -n-l s-x, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.
see also: hand job, jacking off
2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.
1. i was f-cking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together
2. i coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of sh-t car and the transmission sh-t the bed the next day. the f-cker who sold it to me didn’t even give me a reach around.
the process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (either -n-lly or v-g-n-lly), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
contrary to popular belief, not only a h-m-s-xual act.
a couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called “fast eddie and the reacharound”.
when two men are having gay s-x and the man behind reaches around and jacks off the guy in the front
the s-x was awful, he was ramming that sh-t up my -ss and he forgot the reach around!!
an alcoholic beverage made from jägermeister and schweppes agrum.
guy 1: “dude, wanna go for a reach around tonight?”
guy 2: “…the drink?”
guy 1: “yeah i suppose we can have a couple drinks too”
when your partner gives you a handjob from behind.
“wow. it sounds like you had a tough day at work honey. how ’bout a reacharound?”
a reach-around is when 2 men are having -n-l s-x and the one at the back reaches round and gives the man being b-mmed a hand job as he is receiving no pleasure from the sodomy
“you wouldn’t have the common courtesy to give someone a reach-around.”
when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him
the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner
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