read the handbook
the act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. one’s ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
tessa: wow! max brought niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. what a great guy!
andrew: okay, he read the handbook, but so what? is he actually an interesting guy?
max: yeah, i thought niki was pretty cool. she seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. then i slowly realized she was quoting pitchfork with every other breath.
tessa: handbook-reader?
max: aye.
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