Reading

code for m-st-rb-t-ing .
friend “hey bro i tried calling earlier, what you up to?”
you: ” sorry i was “reading”.”
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tv in your head, if done correctly.
i don’t understand why people hate reading. its like tv in your head.
in gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
gay guy 1: “those shorts weren’t made for you, honey. look at that m-ffin top. more like a cupcake top!”
gay guy 2: “b-tch, why are you reading me?
rich white town in m-ss dominated by:
-soccer mom’s stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy’s hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy sh-tty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
go reading rockets! oh wow you live in reading! you must be rich.
a music festival. meny people with a similar taste in music meet up, sleep in tents, have a drink, and have a good time. its nice 🙂
reading festival is a good time!!
“like a slow version of t.v”
~ neil, the inbetweeners
simon: what you doing?
neil:” i’m reading, i don’t know why anyone bothers with this s–t, its like a slow version of t.v”
code word for masturbating amongst, usually british, adolescent males, used to talk when family or young people are in the room.
‘yeah i was reading till 1 o’clock last night, it took me ages to finish my chapter’
‘i had such a good read last night, i’ll send you a link to the book i was reading’
a limerick city term for talking about someone behind their back
i heard that susan was reading the -rs- off you last night