Reading in the Park


an entertaining pastime, where one goes to a park for an hour to an afternoon with a slightlty-significant other (a fwb works excellently) and keep up the facade of enjoying a good book in each other’s company, but in fact taking most of your time to make out, etc.
yeah mum, i was reading in the park with david, sorry i didn’t call.

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