reading my email


one of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular p-rn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they’re doing on the computer.
mom: what’re you doing?
juan: reading my email.
mom: oh cool. can i read mine too?
dad: uh no honey, come back later…this is an important email. we’ll be done in about an hour.

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