Reading the Paper
a phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. the phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
friend: (calls you on the phone) hey man, what are you doing?
you: i’m just sitting around ‘reading the paper’!
friend: sweet, so i guess you got the ‘news’!
you: totally got the ‘news’!
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