Readtarded
adjective
offensive remark for someone who misreads something you wrote.
example 1:
d-ck cheney – i never said that iraq has weapons of m-ss destruction, i said i want to drop weapons of m-ss destruction on iraq. what are you readtarded or something?
example 2:
chris – i think you are wrong, i think cain is fast.
ed – i didn’t say cain wasn’t fast i said silva was slow. what are you readtarded or something?
when you’ve studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental r-t-rdation.
i’ve been at the library for 6 hours and now i’m readtarded.
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