READY
1) someone who is ready to f-ck or be f-cked.
2) used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being “ready.”
this coming from that crazy foo, phil.
1) this chic looked at me from across the room, looked me up an down, and walked all hollywood-like to me. ooooo…she ready.
2) if she ask me what my name is? pss…mah ready name is joey.
one who is eighteen years old.
fundo: check out that freshman. she’s gotta be ready.
1. hot, attractive, s-xy, to look good.
2. not good. not kosher. doesn’t sit well with you.
3. to have s-x.
1. ooooh, he is so ready.
girl, what are you wearing to the club? you’re gonna wear that? girl, you are ready!
2. he stood me up. that is so not ready!
3. present. i wanna get ready with you
past: last night he came over and we got ready.
readily realizable -ssets. beer money.
tube p-ssenger 1: “come with us, man.”
tube p-ssenger 2: “nah, low on readies, man.”
1.) crack cocaine. “ready” is contrasted to “raw”, where ready is the cooked and smokeable form of cocaine, raw refers to the pure powder form (but may also refer to heroin or sometimes other unrefined drugs).
keep this in mind when you’re trying to score in the ghetto.
2.) more common among non-fiends, “ready” is usually used to describe a level of s-xual awareness and antic-p-tion.
ex 1.) we went down to the ghetto to cop some h, but all we could find was ready.
ex 2.) my girl left me cause she was wet and ready, but i was nodding so hard i just didn’t give a f-ck. oh well, now i just slam more.
ready (adj.) to be in a situation or of the characteristics that you do what you want. to be in an admirable position or to be performing an act that makes you awesome.
“that girl is wearing no underwear… ready…”
“chuck norris is ready.”
“hahaha that guys broken down on the side of the road… not ready.”
when someone is such a sick c-nt that they don’t find any need to prepare for battle. they are born winners, born fighters and born ready.
people commonly found in this category have the name kerry-ann.
“i don’t need to prepare to prank you, i was born ready! prepare to lose”
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