Real DJ
a real dj is a professional disc jockey that has mastered the art of mixing on turntables. a real dj incorporates all styles of mixing, scratching and music blends. a real dj will not just sit there and simply push b-ttons, rather a real dj will understand that deejaying is not a sit down job and actively mix , remix and utilize creative mixing techniques to elevate the energy level of any event.
sad dj: aww man this guy’s cr-ppy needle keeps skipping and has tracking issues with serato”
real dj: “don’t you know real djs don’t share needles unless they come from a trusted source, lol”
sad dj connects ipod to one side of mixer and starts looking through other dj’s laptop asking: “how do i search for songs on here?”
real dj 1: “your in a crate you need to, go to all music if you expect to find anything on my computer, besides it’s already unplugged from the system, lol”
real dj 2 says to real dj 1: “real djs don’t try and use other djs song libraries” lol
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