Real Doll
a soft, life-like and flexible manniquin with orifices for pathetic, ugly men to have s-x with.
“hi i’d like to buy a real doll for $5000 because i’m a lonely freak that wants to f-ck plastic..”
1. next best thing to a real partner.
2. doesn’t talk back and never says no
3. comes in multiple varieties
jim has a realdoll and it was raped by his friends.
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