real estate agent
a person who makes a profit off selling other people’s property and filling out paperwork. see shiester.
“after the nuclear war, the only creatures left were c-ckroaches and real estate agents.”
a woman who negotiates the “sale” of some “private property.” in other words, a prost-tute.
hey, i was just looking for a “real estate agent” in the phonebook.
a full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who -ssists clients in the sale of real property. this person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has am-ssed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. a real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. she or he provides resources to -ssist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.
does your real estate agent have a record of success?
used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.
“what’s joe up to these days?”
“oh, he’s a “real estate agent” in charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking.”
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