Real Goth
1. one who conforms to the gothic subculture, as perpetuated by the late 80’s/ early 90’s kids that started it. generally, a real goth is an intellectual individual, with interests in non-mainstream religion(s) or philosophy(s). many prefered independant music and other media, over that of mainstream.
2. someone smart enough to know that goth has nothin’ to f-ckin’ do with clothes!
marcy said she was goth. marcy said she was scene. marcy proceeded to whine about every f-ckin’ thing under the sun, wear neon pink skulls all the f-ck over, and listen to the cr-ppiest, most mainstream music she could find (as long as the band wore eyeliner). all of marcy’s loser friends followed suit like the sheep they were. eventually, the real goths got so sick of it, they stopped calling themselves gothic, so that they didn’t have to be affiliated with losers like f-ckin’ marcy.
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