Real People Time (RPT)
commonly referred to as est or east standard time, rpt (real people time) is the authority in time zones. it is the benchmark for television, sports and business/financial time references, and is thus the most important time zone in the world.
— yo, what time does the broncos game start tomorrow?
— 3:00 pm, i think
— in real people time (rpt), please.
— 5:00 pm then.
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