Real Realism For Realists
drink up:
i think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. they should be more vivid.
here are a few i would suggest:
“alcohol will turn you into the same -sshole your father was.”
extended: real realism for realists
“drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one.”
“if you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach.”
“use this product and you may wake up in morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman.”
“men: when emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named dogmeat. the photo will be scribed, ‘to dave, my new old lady.'”
“women: drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. except for rapes.”
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