Real Republican
a person who shares the same beliefs that the original republicans had (like that all men are equal, the government should stay out of our private lives, the rich should pay their fair share, business monopolies have no place in america. etc. etc.) sometimes called lincoln lovers and lightly spoofed in an episode of american dad
the very opposite of what most people think of when they hear the word republicans.
so in short, real republicans are pretty much modern democrats
sally: “so what political party are you?”
dave: “i’m a real republican.”
sally: “oh g-d, you’re one of -those- people, let me guess, you’re rich, extremely ignorant, and hate everyone who has less money than you?”
dave: “actually i give 20% of my income to local charities, i volunteer at animal and homeless shelters in my spare time, and on weekends i help walk women into planned parenthood if there are violent-looking protesters around. so who’s the ignorant one now, b-tch?”
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