real satan hours


1) the time around 7:06 (6:66) pm and 3:30 am in which you can summon the spirits or worship the evil being you believe in. (cthulhu, satan, the kraken, etc.)
2) the time frame mentioned above in which you can curse in any christian server
1) johnathan: hey, do we start the ritual now or what?
jason: no!! its 7:03 pm, wait a couple more minutes until the real satan hours begins!

2) *kenneth playing roblox with josh* “frik!!!”
josh: hey!! n o cursing in my christian server!!!!

kenneth: its real satan hours tho

josh: “darn
1. the time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (satan, cthulhu, the kraken, etc.)
2. you can also curse in any christian server when it is the real satan hours
johnathan: hey, so do we start the ritual now?
josh: no man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real satan hours could officially start.

kenneth: why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
josh: hey!! no cursing in my christian server!!
kenneth: but it’s 7:08, it is the real satan hours.
josh: darn

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