realfag
one who constantly hates on those around him because of his obvious h-m-s-xual attractions towards said persons. normally named mike and most likely a balding soccer fan. normally has abnormally large head.
did you guys see that text from mike today? what a realf-g.
2 more definitions
internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. derogatory.
op: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and i have no idea what to get my girlfriend
reply: le sigh, gtfo realf-g
the art of actually being a bonified f-g.
person a: hey, i was wondering if there were any other guys out there that like playing with barbie dolls? i can’t be the only one.
person b: g-d help us if you aren’t. also; realf-g.
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