Realist masturbator
a person who m-st-rb-t-s only to women/men that are in their league.
yo dude mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.
yeah cause mike’s a realist masturbator.
Read Also:
- fuklist
word used by the football players from the bay area. when somebody says they made a f-klist, it means that the person made a list of specific people to hurt or injure whether its a teammate or a rival school player. created by tk from the 925. jeff: hey kudo have you made your f-klist […]
- fun badge
s-xually transmitted disease. a more positive spin to shed light on the fact that stds are usually acquired whilst having some sort of fun. him: “that girl is hot.” her: “watch out, she wears a fun badge.” him: “well, she definitely looks like she knows how to have fun.”
- fundu
“fundu” correctly pr-nounced “fundoo”, used as a slang word that means “cool” or “awsome” only used in the hindi language spoken in india. that concert was really fundu! something both fun and cool. something that will p-ss your time in more or less useful entertainment. let’s go to that new ice-cream place, it’s rpetty fundo.
- jessie wagner
a sl-tty b-tch with broken teeth a monkey that hasnt been to the dentist in 300 years, jessie wagner
- jesus humper
synonymous with bible thumper. someone who tries to impose their conservative religous beliefs on others. a jesus humper tried to convert me.