realitard
a reality tv personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.
any kardashians is a realitard. anyone on trutv, a h–rder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a tv show is a realitard.
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