Reality Helmet
a thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody’s brain. the hardest substance known to man. helmet
i tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet – not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet
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