really weird dream
okay, in your dream, you’re in a field. then outta nowhere, a guy named tyler screams ” it’s my dream b-tch!” at you. then you wake up totally confused and in a crack like daze. then to make yourself feel better, you listen to 20 straight hours of ramones and the cure.
person 1:”omg, i had the dream again.”
person 2:”the really weird dream?”
person 1:”yeah, the on with the screaming guy!”
person 2:”what was he screaming?”
person 1:”it’s my dream b-tch!”
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