realturd
a real estate agent with an overinflated sense of ent-tlement or importance. usually a spoiled baby boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.
dismayed, the realt-rd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren’t enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.
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