rear-view regret
n. the feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one’s disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.
often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.
this feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.
–rear-view regret in action–
fletcher:
i sped. i followed too closely. i ran a stop sign. i almost hit a chevy. i sped some more. i failed to yield at a crosswalk. i changed lanes at the intersection. i changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and -speeding-!
———— ———— ————
burgundy: i immediately regret this decision!
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