Reason That To Yourself
an expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.
mr. smith: “honey my p–p is green today. i think the reason is because i ate a bowl of peas with last night’s dinner.”
mrs. smith: “ew, reason that to yourself dear.”
or
ms. princess: “i think the reason why tommy couldn’t get a b-n-r last night is because i’m so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous.”
friend: “psh, reason that to yourself (b-tch).”
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