Rebelsexual
closeted gay country males with way too much fashion sense and preening.
the country version of metros-xual.
identifiable by cowboy hat and/or spiked hair, ripped jeans and flip-flops. tight clothing is preferred.
dude: is it me or are country music singers looking more and more like chicks?
dude’s girlfriend: what? oh, they’re just rebels-xuals.
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