Reboot Dunce
1. a windows 2000 server that is no longer supported by microsoft and which must be rebooted frequently to remain functional. 2. alternately, any computer which must rebooted with frequency.
user: the timekeeping server is unresponsive. help!
i.t. : looks like that’s the new reboot dunce.
user: can we try turning it off and on again?
i.t. : exactly… and, done.
user: so… same time tomorrow?
i.t. : grrrr…
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