rebooty
1. a booty call made with an ex.
2. a renewed relationship with an ex.
after they broke up, joe still called kate for some rebooty on weekends.
a booty call made with an ex-s-xual partner.
after they broke up, little d is coming back here in a few months, mattie is so ready for some rebooty.
when a mind-blowing s-xual encounter shocks a person’s nervous system and renews a said person (usually single) physically, mentally, and emotionally.
side effects of rebooty make include: loss of memory of past s-xual partners (usually those who deserve to be forgotten) or becoming clear of previous s-xual hang-ups.
nora: “oh my g-d, you are beyond glowing. you didn’t just have s-x — you had total and complete rebooty.”
rob: “i know. i feel like a totally different person.”
the act of waiting for the s-xual organs to re set so that s-x can continue and one can experience another -rg-sm.
after my lover gave me the best -rg-sm, i had to wait for my privates to rebooty. or..my man climaxed during intercourse. it took him 30 minutes to {rebooty}, so that we could do it again.
computer hardware, operating system, or software pr-ne to reboots or cause rebooting.
“i had to ditch that old, rebooty system for a new one.”
“installing unix was the best thing i ever did, windows was way too rebooty.”
“dude, i have to wipe my system and start from scratch. that software you gave me was rebooty.”
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