rebound goggles
when you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. every person of the opposite s-x looks hot to you. face it, you’re feeling desperate.
“d-mn fool, my girl just broke up with me and i got a mad case of rebound goggles! i’m dating this 300 pound fat b-tch!”
“i must have been wearing my rebound goggles. i can’t believe i hooked up with my cousin!”
Read Also:
- Cum cocktail
when a woman doesn’t know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the c-m c-cktail: a mix of different s-m-n. in a national bank of sperm pamphlet, you can read: try the c-m c-cktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms. amanda went for the c-m c-cktail. we are now […]
- ReconDelta
recondelta, a legendary moron of the first degree. continually showed his prowess as an idiot, repeatedly owning himself and his friends in the process. now used to describe any failed attempt at intelligence, or failure in general. man, that guy is totally recon, he knows sweet fa about that. i was walking down the road, […]
- bon bons
small and nicely shaped t-tties.. look at the chocolate bon bons on that stripper can refer to any of several types of sweets, especially small candies enrobed in chocolate. the first reports of bonbons come from the 17th century, when they were made at the french royal court. candy (french), though used in north america […]
- bone banger
;when you bang your bone (gratlin style) man that was a bone banger
- anglophiliac
a) someone who wants to have s-x with a british person. this desire to f-ck british people is usually due to the dreamy british accent. b) may also refer to someone who wants to have s-x with an australian because americans often can’t tell the difference between the accents. person a: i really wanna have […]