rebound guy
a guy who thinks he’s gotten lucky since an attractive girl with a low self esteem decides to be with him. in reality, the girl is only dating him because she’s trying get over another guy (a.k.a. she’s “on the rebound”). the opposite/converse of this would be a rebound chick.
cynical friend 1: what the h-ll does she see in him? she’s way out of his league.
cynical friend 2: oh, it’s nothing serious. she’s just trying to get over her last breakup. to her, he’s just a disposable rebound guy.
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