Recalculating
a polite way of saying “you screwed up, idiot, try it again.”
a gps says “recalculating” after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. it doesn’t call you a dumb-ss, it simply says “recalculating” which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumb-ss without it having to actually say so.
dude #1: have some of these great nachos i just made.
dude #2: recalculating. try cheese.
guy: i’m thinking you’re coming home with me tonight.
girl: recalculating.
the worst possible thing that you can hear in your car when using a gps. there are few other sounds on earth that can invoke a manic state so quickly.
-“i’ve got a few miles, i’ll check my voicemail really quick…”
“recalculating.”
“f-ck!”
while this term is usually heard when you miss a turn and your gps unit in your car has to “recalculate” your route to get you to the desired location.
it is also the term to describe a persons life when it does not go as planned.
what is one word you would use to describe your life?
recalculating!
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