Recessionapathy
the feeling of disengagement from the whole global economic situation and any related news. a refusal to feel any emotion about the economic downturn, typically brought about by excessive media bombardment and dullards inventing new terminology to describe circ-mstances that are not new to mankind (e.g. ‘credit crunch’). some genuine economic-psychology experts suggest this mental malaise is the apporiate and normal response to a recession beyond the initial exciting roller coaster downward dip of the economic curve. whatever – it’s all boring economic talk and there’s a repeated episode of csi i have only watched once before so i’m quite excited about that and cannot spare the mental energy to contemplate anything fiscal.
spectacle wearing dull dude: “i’m concerned about what this means for mortgage rates in the longer term.”
pretend normal person: “mmmm me too – it is a worry.”
recessionapathetic dude: “ehh? what’s that? sorry i was day dreaming about putting a cat in a wheelie bin”
spectacle guy: “your recessionapathy appalls me”
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