record player
when your in the movies and a dumb b-tch is not giving what you came for you slowly move her hand right on top of your p-n-s and she will do the rest.if she moves her hand away just dont talk to her for awile she see whos boss.
yo broske, i was at the movies with my b-tch and i pulled the record player, she movied her hand back so i slaped her.
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