Recovering Catholic
1. an individual whom has come to their senses in realizing their foolishness in following a religion that is based upon archaic rituals and trite ceremonies that have nothing to do with the true intent of christian doctrine and philosophy.
2. a person who realizes that is it better to treat all people with decency and respect regardless of disagreements on personal beliefs and lifestyle choices.
joshua’s friend says: see that fellow there yonder! his name is joshua and he is a recovering catholic!
recovered catholic replies: praise the duck-billed platapus!
joshua’s friend says: amen!
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