Recreational Reptiles
otherwise known as lot lizards, hookers or prost-tutes. they hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.
as gear jamming johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many recreational reptiles hanging around.
a wh-r- that sells m-ss amounts of low grade p-ssy and bl-w j-bs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc…
ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine!
empty pockets: that dirty wh-r- gave me crabs!
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