rectal cavemen
definition 1: the rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur -rs- is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.
definition 2: sifting through ur b-ttox clearing a smooth p-ssage way to ur -n-l glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
“i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime”
“seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring”
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