Rectal Detatchment
when some poor b-st-rd has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go….. the bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the -rs- is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body…
can also apply to the result of too much b-m love….
-helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..-
helen: “ohmygod!!!! jim i think my -rs- is going to fall off!!!!!”
jim: “dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear”
Read Also:
- rected
when the process of recting has ended.the runt could then be described as to be in a rected condition.a runt is rected in order to be raised “iv just rected the fattest runt ever,when i was recting it i tranced out and put all my runtache in it”
- Keiss
a small friendly and beautiful village in scotland with many views and beautiful scenery its a great place to visit or live in and the people who live there are very nice. i am going to live in keiss.
- Kentucky Windage
kentucky windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on the weapon. the sharpshooter eyeballed the target and applied kentucky windage. when shooting a rifle, the adjusted point of aim when compensating for wind. the rifleman made […]
- rectegnation
very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the -ss so hard that your d-ck tears through the lining of her -ss, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her. sh-t, i was trying to be safe last week with nina by going -n-l, but i accidental rectegnated her. rectegnation […]
- Kermit Hat
a very epic hat. noob: wow jair that is a very epic hat! jair: no sh-t… it’s a kermit hat.