Rectal Rambler


one who talks out of one’s -ss by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.
the real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of bas-m-nt flooding.

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