rectal rocketeer


n. humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a h-m-s-xual, particularly one who dresses up in spandex and rams a bottle of tabasco-brand hot sauce into their r-ct-m in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
go crack open another cold one, you pr-ckfaced rectal rocketeer!

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