rectegnation
very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the -ss so hard that your d-ck tears through the lining of her -ss, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her.
sh-t, i was trying to be safe last week with nina by going -n-l, but i accidental rectegnated her. rectegnation blows, i’m so screwed.
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