rectum

redneck word for getting in a wreck.
“i used to have two trucks but i r-ct-m”
hiding place for all my money
man, my r-ct-m is so full of all my money, i have so much money i’m goin to have to get another r-ct-m to put it all in. hey baby, coem here and let me put my money in your r-ct-m!
-rs-hole; -n-s; p–p chute; where thy loafs become pinched
the place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
also, the entrance for thy p-n-s in h-m-s-xual males or in kinky girlies. the latter being the preferred.
i felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my r-ct-m! i was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

i bent over and next thing ya know there was a p-n-s entering my r-ct-m! i was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

oops, sorry baby, i didn’t mean to slip it in your r-ct-m.
the area of the lower bowel where feces is stored by the body prior to defacation. it lies two inches back from the -n-l c-n-l and is the source of s-xual pleasure for many people. -n-l s-x, d-ld- and other s-x toys are inserted into the r-ct-m to provide s-xual stimulation and pleasure.

fisting is an activity where a human fist is inserted into the r-ct-m. enema is another form of r-ct-m stimulation.

there are an estimated 280,000 objects removed surgically from individuals r-ct-ms worldwide, per year. the most common being a vibrating mobile phone.

men particularly are quick to deny r-ct-m stimulation, however the prostate gland (the male g spot) is easily stimulated by use of a rectal d-ld- or porator.

it is estimated that each day 20,000 litres of s-m-n is -j-c-l-t-d into male and female r-ct-ms. it is therefore accepted by the medical community that the r-ct-m is a s-xual organ per se, accepted as such since 1998.

cancer of the r-ct-m is the most rapidly increasing cancer in male and females aged 45-65, thought to be the result of poor diet. rectal cancer is not caused by s-xual activity, however it must be stressed that -n-l cancer is on the increase due to -n-l intercourse and the s-xual wart virus.

the insertion of objects into the r-ct-m must be approached with caution. a snooker ball and/or microwaved lemons, although pleasurable to insert, can in fact be difficult to expel from the r-ct-m.
bertie inserted a large thick cuc-mber into horace’s r-ct-m, plunged it forwards and backwards until horace’s prostate gland became stimulated and bertie observed horace’s white s-m-n dripping from his limp p-n-s due to the stimulating effect.
a good place to hide drugs when entering the us from mexico.
man, i got a sh-t load of oxycontin in my -ss, im gonna be rich now!
d-mn near killed him!
when that guy took the horsec-ck up his r-ct-m, it d-mn near killed him!
the -n-l opening, the hole from which feces pour forth, the object of s-xual affection amongst h-m-s-xuals, and the main focus of a proctologist’s examination.
and lo, just as earl had -ssumed the sitting position while using the facilities a great burst of feces did pour forth from his r-ct-m, and there was much rejoicing.

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