Rectum Rooter
that lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having s-x with her. after being a thorough bung licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his jack juice and liberally coats his rock hard c-ck and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. once he has buried his root, b-lls deep in her r-ct-m, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her t-rdcutter. he gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving r-ct-m rooter.
todd: hey larry, you have never been so relaxed. what gives?
larry: man, linda was one h-ll of a bag lapper last night and she begged me to be her r-ct-m rooter as i was being a bung tounger. she didn’t have to ask me twice. the jack juice made it one h-ll of great way to dump the biggest load i ever had in her tight as h-ll tailhole.
todd: d-mn, at least she wasn’t a bunghole bandit. you lucky b-st-rd.
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