---

rectus

---

Read Also:

• Red light kisses

  the kisses you exchange when stopped at a red light. sometimes followed up with 3rd and 4th base stunts before the light turns green. i enjoyed where these red light kisses were going, but it was over when the light turned green.

• Reflex T-Rex

  the instinctual response to bring one’s arms up to ones’s chest comically, much like in the manner of a t-rex. this is done in response to an extremely awkward situation in which one is left speechless and can only resort to reflex t-rexing. this reaction is also applicable to when someone you find particularly obnoxious […]

• relauch

  to relaunch a website in such a manner that spelling becomes overlooked because all the audience can do is sit in awe at the awesomeness before them. my site won’t just be relaunching this june, but this sh-t is relauching. watch out!

• verbal dribble

  excessive talking about uninteresting subjects. when someone goes on and on about something you feel is absolutely inconsequential. john is sick of his girlfriends verbal dribble about how her day was.

• Crocklamation

  crocklamation (krok la ma’ shun) noun. 1. a completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. a false proclamation. 3. a failure to proclaim something. “the governor’s office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation.”

---