red baron
similar to a “dirty sanchez” but with a woman who is on her period.
becca was unappreciative of my affections expressed to her in the form of a red baron. she slapped the sh-t out of me while she still had her red mustache. it was kind of s-xy.
preferably done on a high bed, when a girl is about to reach -rg-sm, the man kicks the girl off the bed. after the girl falls off the bed, the man looks down at the girl through his hands while doing an upside-down hand binocular, and yells “i’m the red baron!”
ever since i red baroned the girl off of a bunked bed, no girls want to sleep with me, so i started to superman them.
-manfred von richtofen. one of the greatest ww1 aces, flew a blood red fokker tri-plane with the iron cross painted on the side. shot down over 80 allied aircraft.
-when a girl is having her period.
oh nooooo! run for your lives, men! the red baron is flying into town!
the opposite of a wing man; when a friend or colleague intentionally or inadvertently c-ck blocks you while trying to pick up, by saying dumb or embarr-ssing things, or by just being an obnoxious douche, essentially shooting you down. holding arms out like airplane wings is optional.
guy 1: dude, why would you tell that girl i have mommy issues???
guy 2: red baron!!!
guy 1: you’re such a d-ck.
arch-enemy of wwi flying ace – an alter-ego of snoopy, famed dog from charles schulz’s peanuts comic strip. in many strips, snoopy takes to the skies, his doghouse becoming a ‘sopwith camel’ flyer, to defeat the red baron, infamous wwi pilot. the red baron was supposedly shot down by a pilot roy brown, who coincidentally shares the same last name as snoopy’s owner and also flew a sopwith camel.
“curse you, red baron!”
the act of filling a large mcdonalds cup full of ketchup, and then throwing it at an object, causing a large red splat.
hey, jonah just performed a red baron on that bus.
liquid dxm, aka robotussin.
i have myself a date with the red baron tonight.
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