Red Car Small Penis


the tendency for men with small p-n-ses to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: red car small p-n-s!
one girl to another: check out the red car!

another: check out the dude driving the red car!

both girls: red car small p-n-s!!!!

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