Red Cords
the term cords is the shortened form of corduroy, from the french “cord du roy” meaning fabric of kings.
however, the french are renowned for their poor fashion sense, much like the sp-ckman, and therefore it’s use in modern culture should be restricted to the following:
nursing homes, being buried in. (although most kings would not even be seen dead in it.)
corduroy is available in many colours. generally the more bland the hue the more acceptable.(although still frowned upon in society)
red cords are the ultimate fashion faux pas. fact.
james: myself is off to the races.
rupert: james why are you wearing red cords? you trouser triangle! (whilst making the internationally recognised trouser triangle symbol).
james: go kill yourself
luke: banter biter!
Read Also:
- Malibu and Coke
malibu and c-ke is a drink. use wisely. malibu and c-ke – lethal.
- reesed
owned, pwned, wtfpwned and all else that means owned; the equivelent of owned. jew: sup n-gg- black guy: ima kut chu jewsoph. -shenks- shanaynay: d-mn chu just got reesed n-gg-zzzz. the equivalent to “owned” or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways… el negro: you is a big fat wh-r- […]
- Reeshan
a little dark and mysterious. can spend too much time alone, but if you can get them out you will have one of the best times of your life. a great listener and true friend. will always stand up for what they believe in and will always have your back. i need a good night […]
- refret
when you fret about something you regret man, i refret not studying
- Republicantoring
a republican who is willing to go to the extreme to get elected, reelected, or get a bill signed. see cantoring. mich-lle is republicantoring the house by forcing people to choose between freedom or tyranny.