red eye
1. a late night airline filght.
2. a type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. your -sshole.
1. “i caught the red eye from detroit.”
2. “bartender, a shot of red eye.”
3. “put your cheeks together. i can see your red eye.”
an late night or over night flight.
when asked how her trip was, kelly responded with “terrible. my last flight was a redeye and i’m exhausted.”
the fiery, burning sensation in the -n-s during defecation due to the consumption of extraordinarily spicy cuisine.
while he somehow managed to avoid throwing up the shot of vodka with a drop of mad dog inferno hot sauce, the following morning he suffered a blistering bout of red eye.
what you get after you blaze
“why do you have red eyes?”
“i just blazed dude”
“word”
the after-effect of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s eyes.(intentional or otherwise)
dave b gave that b-tch the red eyes last night because she was a starfish and just laid in bed.
the middle of someone’s b-tthole.
term created by the university of illinois
source: university of illinois graduate
savanna just gave you the red eye!
when you take a big sh-t and your b-tthole hurts and is all red
“last night after eating mexican food i took the nastiest sh-t and my b-tthole became a red eye.”
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