Red Faced Push
when you are taking a sh-t and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your -ss, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.
—caution, this can break face capillaries.
dave: “hey, unis, we can’t go out to the bar tonight.”
unis: “why is that?”
dave: “i’m doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. i don’t want my bro to see me like this.”
unis: “well dear, you know i hear that loreal matte make up works wonders!”
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