Red Glide X level 9
when a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the b-lls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans m-ssive single b–b which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and al gore makes a doc-mentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby’s daddy to juniors syphallis.
dude, i just got to red glide x level 9
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