red hot monkey butt
having a severe case of monkey b-tt. can be caused by chaffing of the b-tt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., i have a severe case of red hot monkey b-tt…got any tucks?
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